elenathehun:

Ain’t No Forgiveness Here

Star Wars | ~4.5k | 2/4 | Leia Skywalker & Ben Kenobi

“Do you really think we’re going to find a pilot here who will take us to Alderaan?”  Leia asked through pursed lips.  

“If not to Alderaan, another planet further Corewards,” Ben replied, and fixed her with a sharp look.  “Now mind yourself, here; I don’t want a repeat of the first time we came to Mos Eisley.”

“I got into a bar fight one time, and no one lets me forget it,” Leia muttered.  “You get into a bar fight every other month, and no one bats an eye!  How is that fair?”

“Life isn’t fair,” her uncle advised her, right before walking through the entryway into the cantina.  Leia rolled her eyes before turning back towards Threepio and Artoo.  

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Mid-week reblog.

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Star Wars | ~4.5k | 2/4 | Leia Skywalker & Ben Kenobi

“Do you really think we’re going to find a pilot here who will take us to Alderaan?”  Leia asked through pursed lips.  

“If not to Alderaan, another planet further Corewards,” Ben replied, and fixed her with a sharp look.  “Now mind yourself, here; I don’t want a repeat of the first time we came to Mos Eisley.”

“I got into a bar fight one time, and no one lets me forget it,” Leia muttered.  “You get into a bar fight every other month, and no one bats an eye!  How is that fair?”

“Life isn’t fair,” her uncle advised her, right before walking through the entryway into the cantina.  Leia rolled her eyes before turning back towards Threepio and Artoo.  

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elenathehun:

Ain’t No Forgiveness Here

Star Wars | 4.9k | ¼ | Leia Skywalker, Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, C-3PO, R2-D2

“They must have found some salvage from the battle in orbit yesterday,” Leia said pensively, lips pressed together in a firm line as the Jawas put out their wares. It looked about the same as last time. “What do you think it could be?”

“Nothing we’ll see,” her uncle said dismissively. “If they found anything good, they’ll bring it to Jabba for the bounty. I just hope they’ll have a droid that can actually interface with our blasted irrigation system-”

“It wouldn’t be necessary if you would just upgrade it,” Leia argued, the reply almost instinctive after nearly five years of discussing the same suns-damned topic. “You’d have already paid it off by now if you’d done that, instead of looking for a droid with an operating system 30 years out of date-”

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Sometimes, you just have to manifest the Role Swap AU you want into the world yourself.

Late weekend reblog.

Reblogged from: elenathehun

Star Wars | 4.9k | ¼ | Leia Skywalker, Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, C-3PO, R2-D2

“They must have found some salvage from the battle in orbit yesterday,” Leia said pensively, lips pressed together in a firm line as the Jawas put out their wares. It looked about the same as last time. “What do you think it could be?”

“Nothing we’ll see,” her uncle said dismissively. “If they found anything good, they’ll bring it to Jabba for the bounty. I just hope they’ll have a droid that can actually interface with our blasted irrigation system-”

“It wouldn’t be necessary if you would just upgrade it,” Leia argued, the reply almost instinctive after nearly five years of discussing the same suns-damned topic. “You’d have already paid it off by now if you’d done that, instead of looking for a droid with an operating system 30 years out of date-”

Read on AO3 | Read the other @swbigbang entries for 2022

Sometimes, you just have to manifest the Role Swap AU you want into the world yourself.

spindlewit:

there aren’t any new tumblr users you guys are making that up

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acepalindrome:

Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, expect they’re all adults now and thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter was behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that it’s all up to them.

So that means digging through old boxes of keepsakes to figure out where they stuck their Rainbow Twinkle Wand after they finished saving the world the first time around, and hoping the outfit still fits (it’s a magical transformation, so yes, it adapts to their adult bodies and fits perfectly, even though it’s a lot more frills and sparkles than they’ve worn in a very long time.) Also gotta get used to yelling their attack names, because the magic doesn’t work otherwise. One lady shouts ‘Strawberry Lipbalm Ray!’ and blasts a monster into oblivion, and then stares off into the middle distance because she’s 30 years old and has a mortgage.

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crunchbuttsteak:

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